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This is the funniest thing I have ever made in my life.


  • I want to give you hickeys everywhere.







pegasus-pegasus:

Being a sex addict who doesn’t get laid is so stressful

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forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER



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“It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.”

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love (via bowel)

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Today has been oreyt, Saw a “good mate” of mine, left, met the best mate, played football with a load of lads for about 3 hours. Now bed.



degradesluts:

You’ll do what the fuck I say.






Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

(via pegasus-pegasus)







pot-up:

sterility:

i didn’t love you2014

fUck I didnT lUV YA


“She’s sunny one minute then she’s pouring down rain”

(via moonsads)

(via happiness-and-loneliness)






I'm Brandon, I'm 19years young and obsessed with finding love. Believe me, I probably fucking hate you allready. My Tumblr is shite, I promise myself I'll do it up, but I'm a lazy arrogant twat, so I never can be arsed with anything else, Hollywood Undead + Slipknot = <3 - Follow + I'll follow back, Tattoooz and Piercings are da bombb. I'm going to cover myself in ink and piercings and die before I'm 22. SEX (L) DRUGS (L) FRIENDS (L) HER (L) COD (L) MUSIC (L). I'm vain. And Arrogant. And I'm sexier than you. I don't expect none of you people to read this. But if you did. You pro I love you. Wir verstehen euch nicht ----------------------------------------------------- bitches be stalkin' --------------------- hit counter
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